- me: what? i couldn't hear you over how funny my content is
- hater: i said your content isn't funny! it's never been funny!
- me: [VISIBLY DEVASTATED BY HAVING HEARD THIS] i - i can't hear you. because - because my content is - it's good
Daily Doodle #26: “Bill Nye The Science Guy”
I saw Bill Nye doing something bad-ass on the internet today so I made this.
i learned to blog with this
Im sorry your girlfriend left on that plane flight. Maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight
here’s the thing: if you unironically use the word “fap” then i’m gonna assume you’re a bad person
what the fuck are you nerds talking about
examples of yiff in advertising
7/14/2014 Toady One Slightly changed the way dwarves enter into romantic relationships. Individual dwarfs are now assigned a desirability rating determined by the total point value of all skill levels learned, value of items in possession, and quality of desirable physical traits (which are different for each civilization and determined at world creation.) Matching was supposed to work by assigning dwarfs to partners with similar ratings, but due to a small oversight they were continuously entering into relationships until the combined rating of all partners equaled their own. This created problems when the king arrived and quickly appropriated a large amount of wealth, dramatically increasing his desirability rating and causing all the female dwarves to leave their partners for him. The resulting negative thoughts created by the loss of partners plus the inability to find new ones lead to a number of violent rampages, eventually causing the collapse of the fortress.
Man is always prey to that feel. Once he has known it, he cannot free himself from it.
jesus fucking christ
#charge your phone